He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
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Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
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I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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