he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
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Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
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You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I enjoy the company of your penis
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