When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
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What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
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Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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