She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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