we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
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Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
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Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
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