I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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