Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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