He asked to "fluff my boner.."
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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