First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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