we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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