is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
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