honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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