just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
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also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
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I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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