I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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