Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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