He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize
