I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
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I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
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Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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