Those balls look pretty dangerous.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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