my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
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Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
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We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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