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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in

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  Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?

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  Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup

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• (850): View more from Florida

  The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  Whats the count minus fat chicks?

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• (925): View more from California

  Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?

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• (718): View more from New York

  He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence

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  That sucks

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  It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!

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• (941): View more from Florida

  I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I will feel awake by 6 pm

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  Are we not meeting until 6?

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  No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party

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