what ever happened to devon sawa?
i'm really worried about him.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
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Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
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Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle