i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
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Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
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I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos