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• (512): View more from Texas

  Just fell off a train. Bad.

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• (323): View more from California

  i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.

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  she hot?

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  i don't wanna talk about it

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit

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  no

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  the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table

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  im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.

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• (925): View more from California

  I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it

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• (561): View more from Florida

  But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain

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• (914): View more from New York

  I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  the night was just a blur of sex and pie

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