It's just like the Real World with babies
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Be still, my beating vagina.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Randomize
