You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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