Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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