Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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