There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
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Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
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Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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