I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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