I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
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The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
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We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
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