Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
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He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
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I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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