I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
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he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
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You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
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