fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
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You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
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Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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