allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
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did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
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I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
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