super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
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Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
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Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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