at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Your dad touched me again.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
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he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
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i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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