There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
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No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
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Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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