I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i can't believe i had my finger in that
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
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The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
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I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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