...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
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i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
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Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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