i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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