i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
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Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
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While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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