Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
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That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
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I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
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