Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
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She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
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ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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