at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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