CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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