The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
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Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
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I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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