i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
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He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
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Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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