i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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