wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
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I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
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A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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