a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
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Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
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We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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