the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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