I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
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