just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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