dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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