i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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