I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
Randomize
