NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
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STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
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It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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