remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
4 words: hood of his car
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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