I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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