FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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